When have the personalities at FOX News ever been right about anything?

I don’t know, how many reeds does a flute have? It’s still a woodwind, or is it?

How dare they make a daily ritual of ruthlessly misleading the public into a warped state of civic complacency. Ruthless and complacent!? Can you even DO that? FOX News can, and they can do it better than you.

I feel a slight pain in my side every time I see a FOX News report. I don’t know if it’s me feeling slightly bad for them as humans, or if it’s simply a small, precursive physical manifestation of the pain they will eventually cause in this world.

FOX News, your reporting tactics do this world far more evil than good.